I am on cloud 9. I have been hanging out there for a while now. You know how I told you guys that I weighed myself and the scale said I was this astronomical amount (lying bastard), well I got on again. I forgot to tell you guys what the number was when I weighed. Oh don’t go getting your drawlz dirty because I am only giving you the last few digits. On the 25th I weighed in at a number that ended in 37.6. Well, today the Lying Bastard (the scale) must be trying to turn over a new leaf by bribing me because the number ended in 35.1. Yep, 2.5 (hell yeah give me my .5) pounds gone! I am so happy. You can’t tell me nothing right now. I may have a big ol piece of cake to celebrate. Who am I kidding? I want some skinny heffa to find those 2.5 pounds and I hope they love their new home because they cannot come back here. I am loving this diet this time. I am not denying myself one thing.
The other day, I had someone tell me that a diet like this one won’t work because I am not exercising and because I am not changing what I eat. My response this morning is 2.5 in 2 days, kiss my fat black ass! WEPA! This is so amazing. I know 2.5lbs is not much but its a start and it keeps me from throwing it all in and finishing off that box of Fudge Rounds and the jar of Skippy peanut butter. I shouldn’t say things like that. I am not an emotional eater. I am the exact opposite. I don’t eat when I am upset. I guess I spend too much time being happy because there is a lot of happiness surrounding my behind right now.
Oh before I forget, I am having lunch with GroceryShopforFree today! I thought I would do her name like that so I could feel like I am on Twitter right now. Really, I am having lunch with Dian. I am going to pick her brain for a bit and hopefully when I return home I am a better Blogger. I will definitely be a lit Blogger because I plan on sharing my favorite wine with you guys. The other day, I was checking out CouponsDealsandMore (aka Ann the Fabulous) and noticed that she is as big of a lush as I am. I am kidding. She does like wine and I am a fan of wine myself. She also likes a delicious sweet wine. I also enjoy a sweet wine. We are sounding like twins but my parents would have a whole lot of explaining to do because judging by her pinkie in this picture, she a little pank!
She is the card on the left with a finger attached to it!
She does know her wine though. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh yes, I am going to share with the world what my favorite wine happens to be. Its nothing expensive but its sweet and delicious. Its also what’s for dinner because I will need that sedative after leaving my home today. Yes, I don’t do well with the outside world!
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Oh my dear, I am a bigger lush than you could ever hope to be.
But seriously you do that catsuit header you talked about and I will buy you a drink… or five at BlogHer!
Ann, my favorite lush, get ya money ready! I am going all out for this one!
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