12 Stages of Dieting

by Tamona on December 31, 2014 · 0 comments

12 Stages of Dieting

I’m going through some real issues as I try and get back on track. I’m exercising so I’m always starving and that has created a few stages of dieting that people around me don’t enjoy.

Stage 1

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In this stage, I’ve lost patience my patience with people so I no longer keep my opinions to myself.

Stage 2

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A direct result of Stage 1, Stage 2 is my true character beginning to show.  Now people who barely know me are referring to me as that “Salty Bitch”.

Stage 3

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This stage is me showing my vulnerable side. I’m missing food and at this stage I Don’t Care Who Knows It!

Stage 4

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At this stage I am feeling slightly thinner.  I think I’m beautiful but I dare a bitch to call me on it.

Stage 5

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Because I’m on an emotional roller-coaster, I’m not above resorting to violence behind something as disgusting as a chicken nugget.

Stage 6

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At this stage I am threatening people over a possible mistake in the measurement of my cheese.

Stage 7

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Now I am thinking that I am fine being fat. I usually hit this stage when staring at a pan of fudge brownies.

Stage 8

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I’ve probably lost a pound and really deserve this.

Stage 9

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Which leads to this stage, DENIAL.

Stage 10

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I’m realizing I seriously have a problem with food.

Stage 11

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I’m confused and still a little salty to be honest. I don’t know why I’m dieting because I have convinced myself that my rolls are arm rests provided by God.

Stage 12

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I’m in the gym working out because let’s face it . . .

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And this bitch loves her fucking brownies.!

 

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$10 Starbucks e-Gift $5

by Tamona on November 18, 2014 · 0 comments

$10 Starbucks e-Gift $5

 

Its pretty self-explanatory. Starbucks has a $10 e-gift for only $5! These will not last long. If you want yours, you better act now. Here are a few details:

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The Fine Print

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Grab your card now at Groupon!

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SPSTFF : Happy Birthday

by Tamona on November 14, 2014 · 0 comments

SPSTFF : Happy Birthday
Its not my birthday but it was no so long ago. I recently learned that with age comes additional weight that won’t leave.  I’ve tried bribing it with delicious treats but oddly, it ain’t working!

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Low Carb Hot Chocolate

by Tamona on November 13, 2014 · 0 comments

Low Carb Hot Chocolate

It’s getting cool out and now is the time to break out the cocoa or hot chocolate.  Since I am trying to get back on track, I am making a low carb hot chocolate.

Ingredients:
1 tsp cocoa
1 tsp non-dairy creamer
2-3 caps of your favorite sugar free syrup ( I used sugar free white chocolate syrup.)
*Optional*- 1 tblsp butter
1 c boiling water

For the YouTube lovers, you can watch me make the low carb hot chocolate now . .

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SPSTFF : Lecture Me on Food

by Tamona on November 12, 2014 · 0 comments

SPSTFF : Lecture Me on Food
Don’t you hate when people lecture you about food? I guess its not a lecture but its definitely something equally as boring and annoying.
People have a tendency to assume that because I am fat, I need their guidance.  Its easy to become the project. Its quite condescending to assume I’m not trying. They think they mean well but assuming I am fat because I lack intelligence is hurtful.  Rather than be hurt, I think I will follow this wonderful advice . .

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